10 rules to dating my daughter
Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls.
Rule #2 If you touch my daughter be prepared to have removal of the touching limbs from your body in any such way that I feel appropriate.Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.Many garments we offer here, like Gildan t-shirts, are made from a peel-resistant Fabric.However, no shirt is truly “peel free.” It’s all about the way you care for your garment that prolongs its appearance. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.
If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.
My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.
You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule #4 In today’s world, sexual activity among young people is becoming rather common place.